last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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