I wish life had little blips of pornography
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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