Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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