David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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