Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
