found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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