I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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