Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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