sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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