Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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