i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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