I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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