A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I could fuck to npr.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
tell me about the eggs
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