If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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