HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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