what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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