Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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