Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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