we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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