i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The struggles of a small town man whore
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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