A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
A bitchslap is in order.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
