we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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