Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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