do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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