I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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