and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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