i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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