i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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