your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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