If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
