And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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