After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
