And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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