When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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