The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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