I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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