i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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