why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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