He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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