It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
