Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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