why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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