So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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