that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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