areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just high enough for therapy.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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