dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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