windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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