he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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