Where are you?
In a non slutty way
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
