Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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