Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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