I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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