There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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