yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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